Theresa Merritt credited as playing...
Juanita
- Billy Madison: I swear to God I'm sick. I can't go to school.
- Juanita: If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits.
- Billy Madison: Oh my God. I'll go to school.
- Billy Madison: [shouting] Where's my snack pack?
- Juanita: You got a banana, you don't need no snack pack.
- Billy Madison: You know I like Snack Pack. Why can't you just give me a Snack Pack?
- Juanita: I thought I was your snack pack.