James 'Kimo' Wills credited as playing...
Eddie
- Joe: Deb, what are you doing?
- Debra: I just wanted to have a little chat with Warren.
- Warren: Yeah? Have a little chat with my gun.
- [waves it under her nose]
- Debra: [into the barrel of Warren's gun] What do you want Warren?
- Warren: *Stop calling me Warren! My name isn't fucking Warren!*
- [kicks furniture to underline point]
- Eddie: His name isn't Warren.
- Corey: [whispers] His name isn't Warren?
- Berko: [whispering as well] His name isn't Warren?
- Mark: I thought his name was Warren?
- Debra: [to Warren] Well, you can't kill me 'cause I'm already dead. And I talked to God, and she says, "Yo, wassup?" and she wants you to lose the gun.
- Warren: What? You are a psycho! A *psycho!*
- Eddie: Can I ask you something? Do you know where Harvard is?
- A.J.: It's near Boston.
- Eddie: No, I mean, do you really know where Harvard is? It's another planet man - another universe. Totally unlike the one we know. Filled with big blond guys who eat ivy and row boats. What I'm trying to say is, you and Corey just aren't made for each other. She's different from you.
- Eddie: This music is the glue of the world, Mark. It's what holds it all together. Without this, life would be meaningless.
- Mark: Hey, did you hear about Lucas?
- Eddie: Hey, Lucas, man, I hear you went to Vegas and you married a mobster's wife and now you've got a hit on you and stuff. Is that true?
- Lucas: Not entirely true.
- Eddie: Well, outlaw man, we salute you.
- Lucas: Thank you, Eddie.
- Eddie: No problem.
- Eddie: [enters] Hey, hey, how's it going, man? Joe, I'm sorry I'm late. I brought some pizza just in case anyone got hungry. So, what's up, man? Why you guys looking so glum?
- [in clowning way:]
- Eddie: Where's sexy Rexy?
- Debra: It's kinda funny that you put it that way.
- [points at that door]
- Eddie: What?
- Corey: [enters] Joe, I'm not feeling so good. Can I count out now?
- [tries to open door of count-out office]
- Corey: Why is the door locked?
- [everybody quiet]
- Corey: Where's Gina?
- [chuckles nervously]
- Corey: Where's Rex?
- Rex Manning: [emerging from the count-out room, still adjusting his clothes, with Gina following] What? No applause?