Jonny Lee Miller credited as playing...
Dade
- Kate Libby: Why'd he come to you?
- Dade Murphy: I got a record! I was 'Zero Cool'!
- Paul Cook: Zero Cool? Crashed fifteen hundred and seven computers in one day? Biggest crash in history, front page New York Times August 10th, 1988. I thought you was black man. YO THIS IS ZERO COOL!
- Mrs. Murphy: Dade?
- Dade Murphy: Yeah, ma?
- Mrs. Murphy: What are you doing?
- Dade Murphy: I'm taking over a TV network.
- Mrs. Murphy: Finish up, honey, and get to sleep.
- English Teacher: Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night.
- Dade Murphy: Ginsberg.
- English Teacher: Nice, very nice.
- Ramon Sanchez: So, uh, what's your interest in Kate Libby, eh? Academic? Purely sexual?
- Dade Murphy: Homicidal.
- Kate Libby: Are you challenging me?
- Dade Murphy: Name your stakes.
- Kate Libby: If I win, you become my slave.
- Dade Murphy: Your SLAVE?
- Kate Libby: You wish! You'll do shitwork, scan, crack copyrights...
- Dade Murphy: And if I win?
- Kate Libby: Make it my first-born!
- Dade Murphy: Make it our first-date!
- Kate Libby: I don't DO dates. But I don't lose either, so you're on!
- Dade Murphy: What is it with this guy?
- Ramon Sanchez: His parents missed Woodstock, and he's been making up for it since.
- Kate Libby: Here's your class.
- Dade Murphy: My class. You mean I'm... I'm not in your class?
- Kate Libby: No. You're not in my class.
- Dade Murphy: Gimme time.
- Mrs. Murphy: [Picking up the phone pretending to be on a call] Can I cut the electricity to his room so he'll sleep normal hours? He's been playing with his computer all night for a solid week.
- [pauses]
- Mrs. Murphy: Well, yes, he could be playing with himself. Yes, I'll ask. Dade? You like girls, don't you?
- Dade Murphy: Yeah. I just haven't found one as charming as you yet.
- Mrs. Murphy: You haven't been doing anything stupid, right, Dade? Right, Dade?
- Dade Murphy: Right, Mom. And I'm still a virgin!