Fisher Stevens credited as playing...
The Plague
- The Plague: Our recent unknown intruder penetrated using the superuser account, giving him access to our whole system.
- Margo: Precisely what you're paid to prevent.
- The Plague: Someone didn't bother reading my carefully prepared memo on commonly-used passwords. Now, then, as I so meticulously pointed out, the four most-used passwords are: love, sex, secret, and...
- Margo: [glares at The Plague]
- The Plague: god. So, would your holiness care to change her password?
- The Plague: Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.
- The Plague: You wanted to know who I am, Zero Cool? Well, let me explain the New World Order. Governments and corporations need people like you and me. We are Samurai... the Keyboard Cowboys... and all those other people who have no idea what's going on are the cattle... Moooo.
- Agent Richard Gill: I think we got something.
- [Hands over a sheaf of papers]
- The Plague: Ugh. Hard copy.
- Hal: [the Cookie Monster virus appears on the screen and commences eating the data] There's a new virus on the database.
- Margo: What's happening?
- Hal: It's replicating, eating up memory: what do I do?
- The Plague: Type 'cookie', you idiot. I'll head them off at the pass.