Steven Weber credited as playing...
Jeffrey
- Jeffrey: I just hate that gay role models are supposed to be just like straight people. As if even straight people are like that!
- Sterling: That is so true! I was watching these two guys on Nightline on Gay Pride Day, and one of them said "Hi. I'm Bob Wheeler, I'm an attorney. And this is my lover, and he's a surgeon. And we would like to show America that all gays are not limp-wristed, screaming queens. There are gay truck drivers and gay cops and gay lumberjacks," and I just thought, "Ooh! Get her!"
- [Father Dan has just tried to kiss Jeffrey]
- Jeffrey: Wait! You're really a priest?
- Father Dan: Of course.
- Jeffrey: But... I mean, aren't you supposed to be straight and celibate?
- Father Dan: Maybe you didn't hear me. I'm a CATHOLIC priest. Historically, that falls somewhere between chorus boy and florist.
- Skip Winkley: Who is your biggest sexual fantasy?
- Barney's Waiter: [wipes the side of his mouth seductively] Den-ZEL Washington.
- Jeffrey: The guy at the gym.
- Sterling: Yoko Ono.
- [everyone looks at Sterling with a suprised look]
- Sterling: To see the apartment!
- [opening lines]
- Jeffrey: [voice over] I love sex. It's just one of the truly great ideas. I mean, just the fact that our bodies have this built-in capacity for joy, oh it makes me love God. Yes!
- Jeffrey: I'm working an AIDS memorial. Another one. Curator for the Met. The usual assortment of people. His straight brother. His doctor. His gorgeous Italian boyfriend.
- Jeffrey: [suddenly dawns on him] Oh my God. I'm so disgusting. You know what I'm doing? I'm cruising a memorial!
- Sterling: Oh please. We all are. It's not that we're that we're not sad, it's just there's all these guys here.