John Gatins credited as playing...
- Scott: There once was a lady of Totten whose tastes grew perverted and rotten. She cared not for steaks or for pastries and cakes, but lived upon penis au gratin.
- Waitress: Metallica. No, wait... White Zombie. I got the album. Enjoy your spuds!
- Scott: What the hell did I just say?
- Doctor: Now listen to me! This may mean the difference between living and dying. Do you have health insurance?
- Scott: Do ya take Green Cross?
- Scott: [on the phone] Yeah, give me hotel security. Yeah, I'd like to report a leprechaun in your hotel. No, a LEPRECHAUN. Yeah, little green guy. HE TRIED TO KILL ME! Hello?
- Scott: Excuse me, where can I cash a check?
- Mitch: You old enough to be in here, kid?
- [sees the amount of Scott's check]
- Mitch: Yes, you're old enough. Right over there. If there's anything you need, just come to me.
- Scott: I thought maybe you could sneak me inside the casino to see what it's like.
- Tammy: What? Do you think this is like Disneyland or something?
- Scott: Have you ever blown a rod before?
- Tammy: I beg your pardon?
- Scott: The engine, I meant. See, you got your pistons and your rods... You don't want to know this, right?
- Tammy: No, actually, I don't.