Heather Locklear credited as playing...
Caitlin Moore
- Deirdre: All right Blondie, listen up, here's the rules. You stay away from my man, or you and I are going to be co-starring in a play I like to call, "Deirdre the Prison Guard".
- Caitlin: No offense, but I'm not interested in your man, so why don't you just march those $12 pumps back to the trailer park and whip up some dinner for cousin dad?
- [the Mayor is about to meet the President]
- Mayor Winston: What if I slap him?
- Caitlin: Why would you slap him?
- Mayor Winston: Well, you know, you tell yourself, "Don't slap the President, don't slap the President."
- [locked in Paul's trunk]
- Caitlin: I know you would enjoy this.
- Mike: What are you taking about? I am not enjoying this!
- Caitlin: Yes you are. I can feel "it."
- Mike: That's a tire iron.
- Caitlin: I don't care what sick name you call it! Get it off me!
- [Pulls out a tire iron]
- Mike: See.
- Caitlin: Ok. Then what is "that!
- Mike: Ok. I am a little excited.
- Caitlin: I'm gonna take you down to the park, take off all your clothes, and... smear you with honey.