Brock Pierce credited as playing...
Luke Davenport
- Luke Davenport: The kitchen's closed.
- Sam Simms: I'm Agent Double-Oh Simms. I can get into any kitchen.
- Luke Davenport: Online I'm a normal kid, just like everybody else.
- Sam Simms: [Quietly] You ought to try that here.
- Luke Davenport: What?
- Sam Simms: I said, "Go to bed". And be careful out there in cyber space. Be careful what you tell people.
- Luke Davenport: Okay! And stop telling me what to do. You're not my father.
- Sam Simms: [Quietly] Lucky for me.
- Luke Davenport: What?
- Sam Simms: Nice PJs. They got feet on them, don't they?
- Luke Davenport: What are you doing?
- Sam Simms: I'm doing my job, keepin' you alive, I'm testing your food.
- Luke Davenport: But why do you always test my cookies?
- Sam Simms: Don't just stand there. Say "Hello".
- Luke Davenport: HELLO!
- Sam Simms: Yeah, just make the girl go deaf. They love that.
- Luke Davenport: I only get to see my parents on the news.
- Sam Simms: No, that's your "boo-tay" you've been seeing on the news.
- Luke Davenport: It sure would be a shame if I told my dad about you taking me boxing.
- Sam Simms: It would be a shame if I threw you out that window too.
- Linda Davenport: You're in high school now, and I expect you to act like it.
- Luke Davenport: Then don't dress me in these dorky clothes.
- Linda Davenport: You're not dressed in dorky clothes, you're in nice clothes. You look very handsome. You should consider yourself lucky.
- Luke Davenport: I should consider myself dorky.
- Luke Davenport: But we go boxing. I could go as Reggie!
- Sam Simms: You could go as Michael Jordan, but you ain't going.
- Rob: [Walks up to Luke eating lunch by himself] Hey, want to come eat with us?
- Luke Davenport: No, thanks.
- Rob: Why not? You think you're better than everyone?
- Luke Davenport: Not everyone.
- Rob: [Holds his breath in shock] Did you hear what he just said to me?
- Sam Simms: Alright, Mr. Luke, let's see how you do on your own.
- Rob: I don't think you're better than anyone.
- Luke Davenport: Whatever.
- [Leaves the table]
- Rob: Hey, we just want to know how it feels being the biggest butt in the world, 'cause we saw it all over the news the other night.
- Luke Davenport: Yeah, I'm sure it just looked like your face.