Seth Gecko
Richard Gecko
Jacob Fuller
Kate Fuller
Scott Fuller
Santanico Pandemonium
Border Guard / Chet Pussy / Carlos
Razor Charlie
Sex Machine
Frost
Texas Ranger Earl McGraw
Hostage Gloria Hill
FBI Agent Stanley Chase
Old Timer Motel Owner
Newscaster Kelly Houge
Pete Bottoms, Liquor Store Clerk
Titty Twister Guitarist & Vocalist
Titty Twister Saxophonist (as Pete Atasanoff)
Titty Twister Drummer
Blonde Hostage
Red-headed Hostage
Big Emilio (as Ernest Garcia)
Sex Machine's Buddy
Danny
Manny
Bar Dancer (as Michelle Berube)
Bar Dancer
Monster (as Jon Fidele)
Monster
Trucker vampire
Self (as Amy Cohen)
Self
Danny the Wonder Pony
Man in Diner (uncredited)
Vampire (uncredited)
Bar Dancer (uncredited)
Woman Outside the Titty Twister (uncredited)
Band Member (uncredited)