Todd Bosley credited as playing...
Edward
- Jack: Hey guys, I brought a friend, okay? This is Mr. Woodruff.
- Eddie: Are you 10, too?
- Lawrence Woodruff: Uh, well, if you ask my wife. No, I'm afraid I'm just a regular, garden-variety old fart.
- Louis: Hey, I brought Jack. He's right down there.
- John-John: You brought the freak?
- Louis: He's not a freak.
- John-John: You said he was a freak!
- Louis: Yeah, I said wrong, all right? Get over it. He's cool. He knows how to shoot hoops. And he did me a favor today. Here, check this out. Look what he picked up on the way over.
- [pulls out a Penthouse magazine]
- John-John: He bought that?
- [he reaches for it but Louie pulls it away]
- Louis: Eh! Eh!
- John-John: No way.
- Louis: Way! Walked right into the store and picked it up. No fear, nothing. My man's the man!
- John-John: That is way cool.
- Eddie: Wish I was a freak!
- Louis: Hey, lay off the freak stuff, all right? Jack's cool. And you gotta let him kick it with us. If he walks, Penthouse walks too.
- George: So Jack, you bought that magazine?
- Jack: Yeah, I buy 'em all the time.
- George: What about Hustler? You get Hustler?
- Jack: If you want it.
- Eddie: Swank?
- Jack: Yeah, that and uh, you know, all the grownup stuff that only grownups can read.
- George: Cool! And they don't give you no trouble in buying them? I mean like they don't ask for ID?
- Jack: No. You know, I just don't shave for a day and I look like I'm fifty.