Jack Black credited as playing...
Billy Glenn Norris
- Billy Glenn Norris: Bye-bye, Grandma.
- Grandma Florence Norris: Goodbye, Thomas.
- Billy Glenn Norris: It's Billy Glenn, Grandma.
- Grandma Florence Norris: I know, Thomas.
- Billy Glenn Norris: [about to get on the bus to leave for the Army, to his brother, Richie] So long, retard.
- Billy Glenn Norris: Die, you alien shithead!
- [prepares to shoot, but a Martian notices him and Billy Glenn Norris looks at it]
- Billy Glenn Norris: Uh-oh.
- [drops his gun and holds up a flag]
- Billy Glenn Norris: I surrender!
- [the Martian disintegrates Billy Glenn Norris with a ray gun]