Eric Edwards credited as playing...
Pvt. Duane Doberman
- Bilko: [introducing Wally to the other men] Tony Morales. The only thing you need to know about Tony is this: he doesn't takes showers because it fogs up the mirror. And finally, the manchild of the hour, the master of disaster, the king of the universe, look out girls, he hates to dine alone, Private Duaaane Doberman!
- Doberman: Aw, Sarge.
- Bilko: Doberman doesn't take showers either but for an entirely different and much more frightening reason.