Colleen Wainwright credited as playing...
Nerdluck NAWT • Sniffles
- Nerdluck Bang: We seek the one they call Bugs Bunny.
- Nerdluck Nawt: Yeah, Bugs Bunny.
- Nerdluck Bang: Have you seen him?
- Nerdluck Blanko: Is he around?
- Bugs Bunny: Hmmm... Bugs Bunny... Bugs Bunny... Say, don't he have, uh, great big long ears...
- [Bugs pulls his ears]
- Bugs Bunny: like this?
- Nerdlucks: Yeah.
- Bugs Bunny: And does he hop around like this?
- [Bugs hops around the forest]
- Nerdlucks: Uh-huh.
- Bugs Bunny: And does he say, "What's up, doc?" like this?
- [Bugs chomps carrot]
- Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, doc?
- Nerdlucks: [chuckling and answering indistinctly] YEAH!
- Bugs Bunny: [leaves] Nope, never heard of him.
- Nerdlucks: Aw...
- Bugs Bunny: [to the audience] Y'know, maybe there is no intelligent life out there in the univoise after all.
- Female Seer: [while the Nerdlucks are hiding in a trench coat at a basketball game] Sweetheart?
- Male Fan: What?
- Female Seer: Thought you were gonna get better seats this year.
- Male Fan: This is as good as I could get.
- Female Seer: This guy next to me is doing something very weird in his raincoat.
- Male Fan: Honey, will you just let me watch the game? Barkley's killing us!
- Nerdluck Bang: Hey, someone's killing someone.
- Nerdluck Blanko: Nah... seriously?
- Nerdluck Pound: Wow, a killer? Let me see...
- [Pound gets a closer look]
- Nerdluck Nawt: [Points to Charles Barkley as he's playing] There! That's him, the killer! He's big!
- Nerdluck Blanko: He's good.
- Nerdluck Pound: He's *mine*!
- Mr. Swackhammer: [trying to think of a good attraction] Okay, we need something... We need something... Nutty!
- Nerdluck Nawt: Nutty!
- Mr. Swackhammer: We need something wacky!
- [accidentally sits on a television remote and it turns on]
- Nerdluck Nawt: Wacky!
- Mr. Swackhammer: We need something, something, something, something... We need something...
- Nerdluck Bupkus: [distracted by the TV] Looney? Oops!
- Nerdluck Nawt: Looney, thank you.
- Mr. Swackhammer: Looney?
- [turns to the television and sees Looney Tunes cartoons]
- Daffy Duck on TV: I'm an elk! Shoot me!
- Mr. Swackhammer: [got his idea] Yes! Looney, yes! Now, you're talking.