Jeremy Davies credited as playing...
Laurence
- Joey: [Discussing at Meg's on the tornadoes they have seen so far at Meg's home at her dining table, eating steak and eggs] No, that was a good size twister. What was it, an F3?
- Bill: Solid F2.
- Melissa: See, now you have lost me again.
- Bill: It's the Fujita scale. It measures a tornado's intensity by how much it eats.
- Melissa: Eats?
- Bill: Destroys.
- Laurence: That one we encountered back there was a strong F2, possibly an F3.
- Beltzer: Maybe we'll see some 4's.
- Haynes: That would be sweet!
- Bill: 4 is good. 4 will relocate your house very efficiently.
- Melissa: Is there an F5?
- [Everyone goes dead silent]
- Melissa: What would that be like?
- Jason 'Preacher' Rowe: The Finger of God.
- Melissa: None of you has ever seen an F5?
- Bill: ...Just one of us.
- [Looks upstairs, indicating Jo]
- Joey: [Computer beeps] We've got a touchdown!
- Laurence: [On radio] We have touchdown! Touchdown! Tornado is on the ground!
- Haynes: [Hands radio to Beltzer] Listen to this!
- Laurence: Looks like it's heading down Route 33.
- Bill: Jo, we're on 33.
- Jo: What's the path?
- Laurence: Looks like it's going about 35 mph.
- Rabbit: [Looking around] Can you see this?
- Allan Sanders: I can not see this. Where is it? Hello? Which way you guys looking?
- Bill: Where, where, where...
- Jo: Direction, Rabbit.
- Rabbit: North northeast!
- Beltzer: Do you see it?
- Haynes: No.
- Rabbit: North northeast, you copy?
- Bill: Shit, it's coming right at us!
- Laurence: Axis has gone vertical, gone vertical. Sucker's really gaining up strength.
- Jo: You see it?
- Bill: No...
- [Takes radio]
- Bill: Beltzer! We do not have a visual. Repeat, we do not have a visual. Help us out here!
- Jo: Where is it?
- Beltzer: Yeah, I got it Billy. Best motion I've ever seen. Looks like the base of this sucker's at least a half mile wide.
- Bill: Rabbit?
- Rabbit: If you are going east on 7, it should be coming right over that hill in a matter of minutes!
- Allan Sanders: This is the one man, I feel it.
- Dr. Jonas Miller: Today, we're gonna make history, so stick around. 'Cause the days of sniffing the dirt are over.
- Laurence: Better than what *you* sniff.
- Bill: We'll see who gets there first... "pal".
- Dr. Jonas Miller: [to Bill] Oh, by the way. I really enjoy your weather reports.
- [Jonas' crew laugh]
- Bill: [runs at Jonas] You slime! I'm not through with you yet!
- [Jo's crew break up the fight]
- Laurence: [of Jonas] He's a corporate kiss-butt, man!