Catherine O'Hara credited as playing...
Sheila Albertson
- Ron Albertson: I had to have penis reduction surgery.
- Dr. Allan Pearl: Penis *reduction*?
- Sheila: I said to him, "Ron, you've gotta do something!" And he says to me, "Well, why don't you get one of those vagina enlargements?"
- [Ron and Sheila are extras in some kind of Hollywood western]
- Ron Albertson: I'd wish they'd at least give us a line. I made some suggestions...
- Sheila: We should be line-DANCING.
- Dr. Pearl, Ron Albertson, Sheila, Libby Mae Brown, Ron Albertson: Stool Boom, from the parlor to the pool room!