Helen Greenberg credited as playing...
- Dharma: ...but that doesn't change the fact that we have no money.
- Marci: Maybe not, but we've got love.
- Dharma: Well, I could try to pay the phone bill with love, but I think it's a felony.
- Marci: Actually, prostitution is only a misdemeanor.
- Dharma: Great, that takes care of the phone bill!