Larry Miller credited as playing...
Pointy-Haired Boss
- Pointy-Haired Boss: They say no man faces death wishing he'd spent more time at the office... I guess that makes me the first.
- [clipping his toenails over a desk drawer that's filled with nail clippings]
- Pointy-Haired Boss: Uh-oh, it's almost full. I need a new desk.
- Pointy-Haired Boss: I don't see anything that could stand in our way.
- Dilbert: Sanity? Reality? The laws of physics?
- Pointy-Haired Boss: Dillbert! Are you listening?
- Dilbert: Of course I am. I've learned how to multi-task.
- Loud Howard: But men can't multi-task. Only women can multi-task.
- Pointy-Haired Boss: We're getting rid of the tainted tablets in ancillary markets: buttons, coinage and teddy-bear eyes!