Dan Schneider credited as playing...
Mr. Baily
- Dexter: Ed, what happened?
- Ed: I just tackled this old lady.
- Dexter: Alright! You're the man!
- [they whoop and cheer]
- Mr. Baily: EXCUSE ME? But will somebody explain WHY this is a GOOD thing?
- Dexter: This is why, Mondo Burger poisoned our sauce.
- Mr. Baily: How could Mondo Burger poison our sauce?
- Dexter: We'll explain it to you later, right now just keep all these people from eating a Good Burger, and call the police. Come on, Ed, we're going back to Mondo Burger.
- Ed: What for?
- Dexter: Evidence!
- Dexter: If we put this sauce on all the Good Burgers, then everyone will want to eat here! We'll knock Mondo Burger right off the map!
- Ed: WHEE! That's great!
- Mr. Baily: Ed, get in that kitchen and start making sauce!
- Ed: Yippy skippy!
- [stands up]
- Ed: It shall be done!
- Mr. Baily: [as the employees continue clamoring] Gimme another French fry! Good Burger's back in business!