Home Alone 3 (1997) Poster

(1997)

Rya Kihlstedt: Alice Ribbons

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Quotes 

  • [Alice has just split her pants open, revealing her underwear while on a secret spy mission] 

    Alice : I need assistance. I'm exposed.

  • Burton Jernigan : [Jernigan has been hit in the groin by Alice with a crowbar when she tried to get Alex's pet rat, Doris]  You... smacked my winkie.

    Alice : Well, if you changed your shorts once in a while, maybe you wouldn't have rats in your pants!

  • Alice : You got hit with a book?

    Earl Unger : Books, plural. A trunk full of books. Then a set of weights. I got hit twice, you dumb broad!

  • [as Alice locks them in Mrs. Hess's garage, intending to keep her from interfering] 

    Mrs. Hess : Why are you closing the door?

    Alice : I left my heart in San Francisco.

  • [Alex is hiding in the closet and Mr. Unger tries to unlock the door] 

    Earl Unger : I'm coming for you, shorty, to pay you back for all the misery you caused me.

    Alice : Mr. Unger, what are you doing?

    Earl Unger : He's in the closet. Scaring him a little, just before I grab him. And behind door number one!

    [Mr. Unger opens the closet door and Alex just disappeared] 

    Earl Unger : Towels.

    Burton Jernigan : Hmph.

    Earl Unger : I saw this door close.

    Alice : Idiot.

    Earl Unger : Would I make it up? Why? What's the point? We working on commission here?

  • Alex : [calls out to the crooks]  You're not gonna find me up there, you big, dumb, law-breaking knuckle-heads!

    Earl Unger , Alice , Burton Jernigan : He's outside!

    Alex : [holds the chip]  Recognize this?

  • [Mr. Unger and Mr. Jernigan meet Beaupre, who just found Alex's toy car, at the Alcott's house] 

    Burton Jernigan : It's a video camera. Someone's onto us.

    Earl Unger : Do you think this really matters? Chip's in the car. We're at the airport in 45 minutes.

    Peter Beaupre : Where's Alice?

    Alice : [as she pushes a baby stroller to the Alcott's shed]  What happened?

    Peter Beaupre : There's a woman in the house. I'll go back in and deal with her. Get the chip.

    [Beaupre then hands Alice the car] 

  • Alice : Good Afternoon, my husband and I just moved into the neighborhood.

    Mrs. Hess : Well, what do want - a wilkie button?

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