Bob Newhart credited as playing...
Tom Halliwell
- Tom Halliwell: That song always reminds me of our school motto.
- Tom Halliwell: [reading in Italian] Studiare, Imparare, Partire.
- Tom Halliwell: [pause] Study, Learn, Leave.
- Walter Brackett: I'm a member of the community and I don't mind that Howard's gay.
- Tom Halliwell: But you're Howard's brother.
- [pause]
- Tom Halliwell: As you know.
- [longer pause]
- Walter Brackett: Well, you know what that means.
- [pause]
- Walter Brackett: Uh-oh. I must be gay!
- Tom Halliwell: But you're not a parent.