Lois Kelly-Miller credited as playing...
Jamaican Woman
- Jamaican Woman: It nice it happen to you. Like you come to the island and had a holiday. Sun didn't burn you red-red, just brown. You sleep and no mosquito eat you. But the truth is, it bound to happen if you stay long enough. So take that nice picture you got in your head home with you, but don't be fooled. We lonely here mostly too. If we lucky, maybe, we got some nice pictures to take with us.
- Jamaican Woman: Mr. Bad News. 'Bout time you show up.
- Joe Black: Don't be feisty, sister.
- Jamaican Woman: I'm not feisty, mister. You come for me? That's good news.
- Joe Black: No, I come to see the doctor.
- Jamaican Woman: Doctor?
- Joe Black: Mm-hmm.
- Jamaican Woman: What could be wrong with you?
- Joe Black: Nothin'.
- Jamaican Woman: Ohh. You come to see doctor lady?
- Joe Black: Yeah, man.
- Jamaican Woman: My doctor lady?
- Joe Black: Mine too, you know.
- Jamaican Woman: You're in love?
- Joe Black: [nods]
- Jamaican Woman: You're loved back?
- Joe Black: [nods]
- Jamaican Woman: She know your real self?
- Joe Black: She know how she feel.
- Jamaican Woman: Backside! What the hell kind of business this is?
- Joe Black: Don't need you okayin'.
- Jamaican Woman: Schoolboy things in your head. Badness for you. Badness for her. Badness for me, lyin' here, tumor big as a breadfruit, poisonin' me inside, and waitin'.
- Joe Black: Bring you flowers, and all I's gettin' is aggravation.
- Jamaican Woman: The only flowers I want to see... is the ones over my peaceful self resting in the dirt.
- Joe Black: Can't do no right by people. Come to take you, you want to stay. Leave you stay, you want to go. Rahtid.
- Jamaican Woman: You waiting here to take us? Like you is a bus driver to there?
- Joe Black: No man, I on 'olliday.
- Jamaican Woman: Some spot you pick.
- Jamaican Woman: You're not in your right place, mister. Me neither. No more. Take me, and you come with me now.
- Joe Black: But I not lonely here. Somebody want me here.
- Jamaican Woman: Hmm. It nice it happen to you. Like you come to the island and had a holiday. Sun didn't burn you red-red, just brown. You sleep, and no mosquito eat you. But the truth is, it bound to happen... if you stay long enough. So take that nice picture you got in your head home with you, but don't be fooled. We lonely here mostly too. If we lucky, maybe... we got some nice pictures to take with us.
- Joe Black: You got enough nice pictures?
- Jamaican Woman: Yes.
- Joe Black: Good-bye, sister.