Rade Serbedzija credited as playing...
Ivan Tretiak
- Simon Templar: Do you know what the worst part about being you is?
- Ivan Tretiak: What.
- Simon Templar: Pretending to be so bad in bed.
- Ivan Tretiak: You son of the bitch!
- Ivan Tretiak: What?
- Simon Templar: What?
- Simon Templar: Don't look down. You know who I am?
- Ivan Tretiak: No.
- Simon Templar: I'm the thief you tried to cheat.
- [Takes a phone]
- Simon Templar: And this is your accountant.
- [Gives phone to Tretiak]
- Simon Templar: Talk to him.
- Ivan Tretiak: [Taking phone backwards]
- Simon Templar: The phone goes the other way, you moron.
- Ivan Tretiak: [Turns phone] Hello, Tretiak speaking. That money to Zurich, send it now. I said now.Yeah.
- [Returns phone to Simon]
- Simon Templar: Thank you. You know what the hardest part about being you is? Pretending to be so bad in bed.
- [Walks away]
- Ivan Tretiak: You son of the bitch.
- Ilya Tretiak: Greedy westerner, wants more money.
- Ivan Tretiak: Who cares? Can't spend hard currency in hell.
- Ivan Tretiak: Yes?
- Dr. Lev Botvin: I have run every test on this cold fusion formula and most conclude that it is not merely incomplete, but rather impossible. You may as well try to create perpetual motion Mr.Tretiak.
- Ivan Tretiak: I invest millions, and you can't make it work! What are you doing with my money? Do you think... it comes so easy? No!
- Dr. Lev Botvin: But sir, I have been working for nearly two weeks without sleep. At first blush, the theorem appears quite impressive, convincing.
- Ivan Tretiak: It does? Yes... It does. Good man, we can use it to destroy our enemies. Only Dr.Russell can spoil my plan