David Arquette credited as playing...
- Dewey: When did she start smoking?
- Randy: Ever since those nude pictures on the internet.
- Gale: It was just my head, it was Jennifer Aniston's body!
- Dewey: How do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation, used to lower people's expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to effectively manuever within any given situation?
- Dewey: Typically, serial killers are white male.
- Randy: That's why it's perfect! It's sort of against the rules but not really. Mrs. Voorhees was a terrific serial killer, and there's always room for Candyman's daughter. She's sweet, she's deadly, she's bad for your teeth.
- Gale: I feel bad Dewey, I feel really bad! I never say that cause I never feel bad about anything, but I feel bad now.
- Dewey: Is this just another brilliant Gale Weathers performance?
- Gale: There are no cameras here. I just wanna find this fucker! I really do.
- Randy: Mickey, the freaky Tarantino film student. But if he's a suspect, so am I. Lets move on.
- Dewey: Wait a minute. Maybe you are a suspect.
- Randy: Well if I'm a suspect, you're a suspect.
- Dewey: Good point. Ok, let's move on to...
- Gale: It's happening again, isn't it?
- Dewey: You'd love that, wouldn't you? Better hurry Gale, might get scooped.
- Gale: So what do you want to do, bonehead? Just sit around and wait to see who drops next?
- Dewey: I don't know.
- [Gale's phone rings]
- Dewey: Phonehead!
- Gale: So I am heading down to Admissions to do some legwork, you game?
- Dewey: I'm not here to write a book Miss Weathers, I'm here to help Syd.
- Gale: I wanna help her too, and help myself, of course. Come on Dewey, smile for me once, please!
- Dewey: I'll smile when I catch the killer.
- Dewey: Look, Gale's no killer.
- Randy: Ok, all right then, but if she's not a killer, she's a target.
- Dewey: When did she started smoking?
- Randy: Ever since those nude pictures on the internet.
- Gale: It was just my head, it was Jennifer Aniston's body!
