Christy Landers credited as playing...
Queen Uberta
- Uberta: Whatever it is you have planned, you'll never get away with it, because you are a bad person, and bad people stand no chance against good people, like my son Prince Derek.
- [Clavius sighs]
- Uberta: Did you parents ignore you as a child? Oh tell Queen Unberta, what dark secret lurks within that dark twisted mind of yours? Come on, out with it!
- Clavius: [exasperated] Don't you ever shut up?
- Clavius: [walking into Uberta's cell, which Knuckles is redecorating] What is this?
- Uberta: If I'm going to spend my birthday here, everything must be perfect!
- Clavius: Oh you're driving me nuts with this birthday thing!
- [he pulls Knuckles away]
- Uberta: Let go of my servant!
- [she grabs Knuckles and they fight over him]
- Clavius: Your servant? I taught him everything he knows! And furthermore, this ain't your castle Lady! Let go!
- Uberta: Lady? Your Highness is the proper way for one of YOUR class to address one of mine!
- Knuckles: Ow! Not so hard!
- [he and Clavius fall out of the cell and Clavius shuts the door]
- Uberta: Don't hurt him! He hasn't finished my cake!
- Clavius: Ohh... you... are... a... HOSTAGE!
- Uberta: [Uberta has been repeatedly insulting Clavius since her capture] Well, you can change yourself into whatever you like; you'll always be a third-rate villain inside.
- Clavius: You're pushing it, highness.
- Uberta: On the other hand, no matter what you do to me, I will always remain a queen... who's *birthday* it is. Furthermore...
- Clavius: [snaps] That does it: I warned you not to yak so much, but no! Yak yak yak yak yak yak! So, that's what you get! A yak!
- [transforms Uberta into a yak]
- Clavius: No, I can't shut her up!
- [transforms her into a human]
- Uberta: ...and I hope you like bread and water, because that's the daily fare in prison!
- [Clavius transforms her into a chimpanzee, and then re-transforms her into a human]
- Uberta: You're up to about five life sentences, bub!
- [Clavius transforms her into a parrot]
- Uberta: [as parrot] Awk! Keep it up, keep it up! You're only making me shout deeper and deeper and deeper!
- Clavius: Aagh! I can't take it!
- [transforms her into an ostrich, a goat, a beaver, a horse, and then an elephant, all of which make noise before he returns her to human form]
- Uberta: THAT DOES IT! YOU'RE GETTING THE GUILLOTINE!
- Clavius: What doesn't talk...? A fly! Yes, yes, a fly!
- Uberta: Go ahead! I'll fly right out of here!
- Clavius: Who cares? You'll be a FLY!
- Uberta: I'll buzz around your ear at night for the rest of my life!
- Clavius: Which'll be, oh, about, 3 to 5 days?
- [prepares to transform her yet again]
- Clavius: So long, your "flyness"! Watch out for spiderwebs!
- [Derek comes out from behind a wall]
- Prince Derek: [threateningly] Don't you *dare* hurt my mother!