LL Cool J
Debra Lusanne
Virginia Worrel
Elwin Worrel
Bill Hill
Juvenal / Charlie Lawson
Alisha (as Maria Celedonio)
Scruffy Staff Worker
Father Donahue
Lynn Faulkner
Court Clerk
August Murray
Greg Czarnicki
Bailiff
Judge
Prosecutor
Father Navaroli
Father Nestor
Jerry
Bib Overalls
Arnold
Artie
Kathy Worthington
Song Leader
Richie Baker
Antoinette Baker
Roman Governor (as Richard Coe)
Shelly
Palsied Man
Waitress
Stripper
Edith
Hillbilly
Husband in parking lot (uncredited)