Glenne Headly credited as playing...
- Babe: Open up, please. Open this door.
- Zootie: You got a problem, sweetie?
- Babe: Um... uh...
- Bob: Who is it, honey?
- Zootie: It's, uh... kind of a baldy, pinky, whitey thingy.
- Thelonius: And what have we here?
- Bob: Well, um, we're in a negotiation with this naked, pink individual.
- Zootie: He's of foreign extraction, your honor.
- Easy: Possibly even an alien.
- Babe: I'm not a porkpie.
- Zootie: Whatever you say, cutie pie.
- Babe: I'm not any kind of pie. I'm just a pig on a mission.
- Zootie: We're going outside? Without a human? Could be kind of dangerous, you know, in a lethally sort of way.
- Zootie: It's a dog-eat-dog world, and there's not enough dog to go around.
