Omid Djalili credited as playing...
Warden
- Hangman: [Rick is about to be hanged] Any last requests, pig?
- Rick: Yeah. Loosen the knot and let me go.
- [the hangman says something to the warden in Arabic]
- Warden Gad Hassan: [angrily] Of course we don't let him go!
- [the hangman smacks Rick on the back of the head]
- Warden Gad Hassan: O'Connell! O'Connell! What are we going to do? What are we going to do?
- Rick: Wait here! I'll go get help!
- Warden Gad Hassan: Right!
- [Rick jumps overboard]
- Evelyn: So, what exactly is this man in prison for?
- Warden Gad Hassan: Well, this I did not know. But when I heard you were coming, I asked him that myself.
- Warden Gad Hassan: [to workers in Arabic] Hurry up!
- Evelyn: And what did he say?
- Warden Gad Hassan: He said he was just looking for a good time.
- Evelyn: Where are they taking him?
- Warden Gad Hassan: To be hanged. Apparently, he had a *very* good time.
- Evelyn: I will give you one hundred pounds to save this man's life.
- Warden Gad Hassan: Madame, I would *pay* one hundred pounds just to see him hang.
- Evelyn: Two! Two hundred pounds!
- Warden Gad Hassan: [to hangman] Proceed.
- Evelyn: Three hundred pounds!
- [cut to scenes between Rick, the hangman, and the warden, then come back]
- Evelyn: Five hundred pounds!
- Warden Gad Hassan: [looks at her] And what else?
- [puts his hand on her thigh]
- Warden Gad Hassan: I'm a very lonely man.
- Warden Gad Hassan: [Rick is hanging from the noose] Ha, ha! His neck did not break! Oh, I'm so sorry. Now, we must watch him strangle to death.
- Evelyn: [after a pause] He knows the location to Hamunaptra.
- Warden Gad Hassan: You lie.
- Evelyn: I would never!
- Warden Gad Hassan: Are you telling me this filthy, godless son of a pig knows where to find the City of the Dead?
- Evelyn: Yes.
- Warden Gad Hassan: Truly?
- Evelyn: Yes! And if you cut him down, we will give you... ten percent.
- Warden Gad Hassan: Fifty percent.
- Evelyn: Twenty!
- Warden Gad Hassan: Forty!
- Evelyn: Thirty!
- Warden Gad Hassan: Twenty-five!
- Evelyn: Ah! Deal!
- Warden Gad Hassan: [giving in] Agh! Cut him down!
- Jonathan: [about a noise] What was that?
- Rick: Sounds like... bugs.
- Evelyn: [to the warden] He said bugs.
- Warden Gad Hassan: What do you mean, bugs? I hate bugs!
- Jonathan: [from deleted scene]
- [as they are riding on camels, Jonathan accuses the Warden of things]
- Jonathan: ... and you snore.
- Warden Gad Hassan: I do not snore.
- Jonathan: All night you snored.
- Warden Gad Hassan: Break wind, maybe, but snore? *Never*!
- Jonathan: And then there was the drooling. Anyway, how would you know? You were asleep.
- Warden Gad Hassan: Come, come! Step over the threshold. Welcome to Cairo Prison, my humble home.
- Evelyn: You told me that you got it on a dig down in Thebes.
- Jonathan: Yeah, well, I was mistaken.
- Evelyn: You lied to me.
- Jonathan: I lie to everybody. What makes you so special?
- Evelyn: I am your sister.
- Jonathan: Well, that just makes you more gullible.
- Evelyn: Jonathan, you stole it from a drunk at the local casbah.
- Jonathan: Picked his pocket, actually. I don't think it's a very good...
- Evelyn: Jonathan, will you stop being so ridiculous. Now what exactly is this man in prison for?
- Warden Gad Hassan: Well, this I do not know, but when I heard you were coming, I asked him that myself.
- Evelyn: And what did he say?
- Warden Gad Hassan: He said he was just looking for a good time.
- Evelyn: Do you really think he's going to show up?
- Jonathan: Yes, undoubtedly, knowing my luck. He may be a cowboy, but I know the breed. His word is his word.
- Evelyn: Well, personally, I think he's filthy, rude, a complete scoundrel. I don't like him one bit.
- [Rick appears behind them well dressed and shaved]
- Rick: Anyone I know?
- Evelyn: Oh. Um, hello.
- Jonathan: Smashing day for the start of an adventure, eh, O'Connell?
- Rick: Yeah. Yeah, smashing.
- Jonathan: Oh, no, no, I'd never steal from a partner, partner.
- Rick: That reminds me. No hard feelings about the, uh...
- Jonathan: Oh, no, no. Happens all the time.
- Evelyn: Mr. O'Connell, can you look me in the eye and guarantee me that this isn't some kind of a filmflam? Because if it is, I am warning you...
- Warden Gad Hassan: You're warning me? Lady, let me put it this way: my whole damn garrison believed in this so much that without orders, they marched halfway across Libya and into Egypt to find that city. And when we got there, all we found was sand and blood. Let me get your bags.
- Jonathan: Yes, yes, you're right. Filthy, rude, complete scoundrel. Nothing to like there at all.
- Warden Gad Hassan: A bright good morning to all.
- Evelyn: Oh, no. What are you doing here?
- Warden Gad Hassan: I'm here to protect my investment, thank you very much.
- [Rick is left outside looking all rugged and disheveled]
- Evelyn: This--This is the man that you stole it from?
- Jonathan: Yes, exactly. So why don't we just go sniff out a spot of tiffin...
- Rick: Who are you? And who's the broad?
- Evelyn: Broad?
- Jonathan: Well, I -I'm just a local sort of missionary chap, spreading the good word and all that. But this is my sister Evy.
- Evelyn: How do you do?
- Rick: Yeah, well, because she's not a total loss.
- Evelyn: I beg your pardon.
- [the warden walks off]
- Warden Gad Hassan: I'll be back in a moment.
- Jonathan: Ask him about the box.
- Evelyn: Umm, we have found-- Hello. Excuse me. We both found your--your puzzle box, and we've come to ask you about it.
- Rick: No.
- Evelyn: No.
- Rick: No. You came to ask me about Hamunaptra.
- Evelyn: How--how do you know that the box pertains to Hamunaptra?
- Rick: Cuz that's where I was when I found it. I was there.
- Jonathan: But how do we know that's not a load of pig's wallow?
- Rick: You know, do I know you?
- Jonathan: No, no, no, no. I've just got one of those faces.
- [Rick punches him in the face]
- Rick: Casbah!
- [the guard behind Rick smacks him with his club]
- Evelyn: You were actually at Hamunaptra?
- Rick: Yeah, I was there.
- Evelyn: You swear?
- Rick: Every damn day.
- Evelyn: No, I didn't mean that...
- Rick: I know what you meant. I was there. Seti's place. City of the Dead.
- Evelyn: Could you tell me how to get there? I mean, the exact location.
- Rick: You want to know?
- Evelyn: Well--Well, yes.
- Rick: Do you really want to know?
- Evelyn: Yes.
- [Rick pulls her face to the bars and kisses her]
- Rick: Then get me the hell out of here!
- [the guards beat him]
- Rick: Do it, lady!
- [the guards drag him off]
- Evelyn: Where are they taking him?
- Warden Gad Hassan: To be hanged. Apparently he had a very good time.
- Warden Gad Hassan: [as Rick is about to lower himself into a pit] Hey, look for bugs. I *hate* bugs.