Tom
Soap
Eddy
Bacon
Winston
J
Charles
Willie (as Charlie Forbes)
Big Chris
Barry The Baptist
Little Chris
Hatchet Harry
Dog
Plank
Paul
Mickey
John
Nick The Greek
Rory Breaker
JD
Dean
Traffic Warden (as Robert Brydon)
Lenny
Boxing Gym Bouncer
Nathan
Tanya
Don
Alan / Narrator
Phil (as Sydney Golder)
Slick
Doorman
Policeman
Barfly Jack
Gordon
Drowning Man
Gary
Serg
Gloria
Samoan Jo (as David 'Disco' Reid)
John O'Driscoll
Man In Pub (as Andy Tiernan)
Frazer
Yuppy In Car
Townsperson (uncredited)
Gangster (uncredited)