Dominic Monaghan credited as playing...
Merry
- Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop 'til nightfall.
- Pippin: What about breakfast?
- Aragorn: You've already had it.
- Pippin: We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
- [Aragorn turns and walks away]
- Merry: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
- Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
- Merry: I wouldn't count on it.
- [Gandalf touches the stone surface of the walls of Moria]
- Gandalf: Now, let's see... Ithildin. It mirrors only starlight and moonlight.
- [moonlight shines on the wall, and the doors are revealed]
- Gandalf: It reads: The doors of Durin, Lord of Moria. Speak, friend, and enter.
- Merry: What d'you suppose that means?
- Gandalf: Oh, it's quite simple. If you are a friend, you speak the password, and the doors will open.
- [Aragorn and Hobbits are being harassed by marsh insects]
- Merry: What do they eat when they can't get Hobbit?
- Sam: [starts to panic] Mister Frodo? Frodo! Frodo!
- [Frodo emerges from the bend in the path, looking puzzled]
- Sam: I thought I'd lost you.
- Frodo: What are you talking about?
- Sam: It's just something Gandalf said.
- Frodo: What did he say?
- Sam: 'Don't you lose him Samwise Gamgee!' And I don't mean to.
- Frodo: [amused] Sam, we're still in the Shire. What could possibly happen?
- [Suddenly, Pippin bursts from the cornfield and knocks over Frodo. Merry, close behind, barrels out, knocking over Sam. Both have an armful of vegetables]
- Pippin: Frodo? Merry! It's Frodo Baggins.
- Merry: Hello Frodo!
- Sam: Get off him!
- [hauls Pippin off Frodo]
- Sam: Frodo? Are you all right?
- Pippin: What's the meaning of this?
- Merry: Hold this.
- [hands vegetables to Sam]
- Sam: You've been into Farmer Maggot's crop!
- [They hear a dog barking and an angry, yelling voice. Pippin grabs Frodo and runs, followed by Merry. Sam does a double take on the produce in his hands, drops them and runs after the others]
- Farmer Maggot: [brandishing a scythe] OI! Maggots! You get back here! Wait till I get on this to you! GET OUT OF MY FIELD! You'll know the devil if I catch up with you!
- Merry: 'Dunno why he is so upset. It's only a couple of carrots!
- Pippin: And some cabbages. And those few bags of potatoes that we lifted last week and, and the mushrooms the week before!
- Merry: Yes Pippin! My point is, he is clearly overreactin'. Run!
- [Pippin, Frodo and Merry stops just before the edge of the hill. Sam slams into them from behind and all four hobbits roll down the hill]
- Pippin: Ooh! That was close
- Merry: Ow! I think I've broken something.
- [pulls out a broken carrot]
- Peregrin "Pippin" Took: What's that?
- Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck: This, my friend, is a pint.
- Peregrin "Pippin" Took: It comes in pints?
- Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck: Mmm!
- Peregrin "Pippin" Took: I'm getting one.
- Samwise "Sam" Gamgee: You've got a whole half already!