Matthew Glave credited as playing...
Glenn Guglia
- Billy Idol: How you doing, Sir? Chicken or Fish?
- Glenn: You better get out of my way, Billy. You're gonna get hurt.
- Billy Idol: Oh, yeah?
- Large Billy Idol Fan: Don't you talk to Billy Idol that way.
- Glenn: [after punching Robbie] You know, you should write a song about this. You could call it "I got punched in the nose for sticking my face in other people's business".
- [he and his friends walk off laughing]
- Old man in bar: Sounds like a country song!
- Glenn: Hey, asswipe, don't go snitching to Julia about this. I know you got a little crush on her, but you gotta face the facts: she'd rather go to bed with a REAL man. Not some poor singing orphan.
- Robbie: All right, shithead. I haven't been in a fight since I was in the fifth grade, but I beat the shit out of that kid, so now I'm going to beat the shit out of you.
- [Old guy throws a weak punch at Glenn and misses horribly]
- Robbie: Hey, what are you doing, man?
- Old Man in Bar: I'm sorry. I used to be much stronger.
- Robbie: [Glenn offers him a drink after Jason insults him] No, I'm not a big drinker.
- Glenn: Well I am, how about an "Alabama Slammer"?
- Glenn's buddy: Sounds like a plan.
- Robbie: Yeah, go ahead, have a few drinks and, you know, drive home.
- Robbie: [Robbie notices Julia's fiancee is flirting with another woman across the room, so he tries to provoke him to talk] That is a luscious ass right there isn't it? Mmm. My God.
- Glenn: That's Grade A top choice meat!
- Robbie: I'd like to bite right through that thing, arg! You know, chew on it.
- [Glenn starts laughing in agreement]
- Robbie: But we can't get chicks like that anymore. We're too old.
- Glenn: Speak for yourself. I'm not too old. I can still get chicks like that.
- Robbie: Not that hot though, right?
- Glenn: Gotten hotter.
- Robbie: Ten years ago!
- Glenn: Try ten *days* ago.
- Robbie: Really... As hot as that?
- Glenn: Hotter, and younger.
- Robbie: How do you do it, man? I mean how do you do it without getting caught?
- Glenn: Julia's totally preoccupied with the wedding. She doesn't know what's going on.
- Robbie: Oh man. You know what sucks though? Once you get married, the party's over, right?
- Glenn: I work in the city, man. And I work long hours.
- Glenn: This is a great idea. I'm glad you came around. You want to do some gambling and have some fun right away, or you just want to get married?