Lara Flynn Boyle credited as playing...
Serleena
- Serleena: You lost, you insignificant little speck! You wasted 20 years of my time, and for what? The complete destruction of the Zarthas, all because you went mushy!
- Agent K: I'm giving you one last chance to surrender, you slimy Kylothian invertebrate.
- Serleena: Oh, what are you gonna do?
- Agent K: Not me, him...
- Agent J: [behind Serleena] Your flight's been cancelled!
- [blasts Serleena]
- Serleena: Silly little planet. Anyone could take over the place with the right set of mammary glands.
- MIB Customs Agent: Purpose of visit?
- Serleena: Education. I really want to learn how to be an underwear model. They say I've got real potential.
- [opens jacket]
- [at passport control]
- MIB Customs Agent: Any fruit or vegetables?
- Serleena: [motioning towards Scrad] Yeah, two heads of cabbage.
- Laura: [looks at the cat bringing a case of Mountain Dew from the basement] Hey, Bruno.
- Serleena: Two slices of pepperoni and information about the Light of Zartha.
- Ben: Please, whoever you are, don't hurt me.
- Serleena: Where's the Light, Ben?
- Ben: I don't know what you're talking about. Please, let me down, ma'am.
- Laura: I want to report a robbery...
- [shocked when the door was open]
- Serleena: [looks at the door, looks at Scrad to check] There. Noise.
- Serleena: [when looks right] Kitchen!
- Scrad: Oh!
- Laura: [hides under the table]
- Serleena: You idiots see anything?
- Scrad: [looks at the door] Wind blew the door open.
- Charlie: Nothing out of the ordinary.
- Serleena: For 25 years, I've traveled the universe looking for it. But it never left Earth, did it? You kept it here.
- Ben: What are you talking about?
- Serleena: [seriously] I'm running out of time. Where's the Light?
- Ben: I don't know what you mean.
- Serleena: [interrupting] Listen, Zarthan. You hid the Light on Earth. I'll find it. Once we have the Light, Zartha will be ours.
- Ben: [lets out a deep Zarthan voice] You're too late. Tomorrow at midnight, the Light will leave the third planet and be back home. Sorry you made the trip for nothing.
- Serleena: [makes a low growl, and whips out of Ben's skin]