Rip Torn credited as playing...
Zed
- Undercover alien intelligence officer: Zed, the Drolecks are gone and the treaty is signed.
- Zed: Good work!
- Undercover alien intelligence officer: Zed, what about that position you promised me in Men In Black?
- Zed: Still working on the Alien Affirmative Action Program. I'll keep you posted.
- Undercover alien intelligence officer: Wait a minute! That's not what you promised me!
- Zed: You're breaking up, can't hear you.
- Undercover alien intelligence officer: Zed! Hello? Zed?
- Zed: I'll call you back...
- [starts walking away]
- Undercover alien intelligence officer: I could be Agent M!
- [last lines]
- Agent Kay: How ya doing?
- Agent J: Good.
- Agent Kay: Listen, we've all been there. The girl is gone and it hurts. Wanna talk about it?
- Agent J: No.
- Agent Kay: I can help.
- Agent J: No.
- Zed: [walks into the room] Still sulking?
- Agent Kay: [at the same time as J] Yeah.
- Agent J: [at the same time as K] No.
- Zed: You miss her, it happens to all of us. There was this young, hot thing I knew once. When our bodies were intwined, in the positions of the Kamasutra...
- Agent J: Zed! Come on, man! Damn!
- Frank the Pug: [walks in] I'll tell you about dames. They say they wanna be scratched behind the ears, but what they REALLY want is...
- [growls]
- Agent J: Hey! Come on...
- Frank the Pug: What? Still sitting shiva? Want my advice?
- Agent J: No. No advice.
- [to Kay]
- Agent J: No talking.
- [to Zed]
- Agent J: Hell no! Fellas, I swear, I'm fine.
- [opens his locker]
- Grand Central Station Locker Creatures: All hail J! All hail J!
- Agent J: [closes his locker] Why did you put them rats in my locker, man?
- Agent Kay: I thought it would put things in perspective for you.
- Agent J: No, K, it's actually kind of sad, really. We need to let them out of there. I mean, they need to know that the world is bigger than that.
- Agent Kay: Still a rookie.
- [Kicks open a door to a room filled with gigantic aliens]