Arturo Venegas credited as playing...
Mr. Spanish Ambassador
- Mr. Spanish Ambassador: Ladies, my I present the reason we have opened to your our home: our birthday boy, Monsieur Jose Marco Filipo Juan Franloco Lopez de Vega Esteban Machado Jorge Santiago de la Rocha Gaspar Carlos de Fuentes Coruna Diego et Sevilla!
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- Mr. Spanish Ambassador: Of course, his friends call him Pepito.
- Leopold the Tutor: Your Excellency.
- Mr. Spanish Ambassador: I want an explanation. Why did this loco fellow say our Pepito is a menace?
- Leopold the Tutor: I have no idea. Pepito is a sweet, well-behaved child. There's just one problem with Pepito.
- Mr. Spanish Ambassador: What is that?
- Leopold the Tutor: He needs some diversion. He spends all day cooped up in the house studying. I'm teaching him Latin. I'm teaching him biology, algebration, calculometry, physiconomy, and astrology.
- Mr. Spanish Ambassador: But he can hardly read.
- Leopold the Tutor: No, he's taken huge leaps.
- Mrs. Spanish Ambassador: How wonderful!
- Leopold the Tutor: So, um, as a reward for all his hard work, I'm gonna take him to the circus.
- Mr. Spanish Ambassador: The circus?
- Mrs. Spanish Ambassador: The circus?
- Mr. Spanish Ambassador: I love the circus. We'll all go to the circus.
- Mrs. Spanish Ambassador: Oh, great idea. We will all go!
- Leopold the Tutor: No, no, no. Just me and Pepito. Damn!