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Joe Young • Orgazmo

Dave the Lighting Guy: Say, have you seen that movie Clash of the Titans?
Joe Young: Oh yeah, the greek mythology.
Dave the Lighting Guy: Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!

Dave the Lighting Guy: Dude, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you got a hot ass!
Joe Young: Thanks.

Maxxx Orbison: Put your tongue in her mouth, for Christ's sake!
Joe Young: How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?

Joe Young: They want me to do a sequel.
Lisa: A sequel, to "Death of a Salesman"? Doesn't he die at the end of the first?
Joe Young: Yes, but he has a twin brother, and he wants revenge.
Lisa: Revenge? But, doesn't he kill himself?
Joe Young: No, no, that's what you were led to believe. He was killed by the C.I.A for selling smack... to Nazis...
Lisa: Wow!

Joe Young: You see, when the Mormons first arrived, they didn't have any money...
DVDA Porn Actress: They should've done DVDA.
Joe Young: DVDA?
DVDA Porn Actress: Yeah, double-vaginal double-anal. It's the only way a woman of my age will get work in this industry. If you don't think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving, heh...
Dave the Lighting Guy: HEY, LADY! We're ready for the DVDA shot!
DVDA Porn Actress: [smiles] Nice talkin' with ya, kid.

[Joe is introduced to the young actresses he'll be co-starring with]
Joe Young: Oh... I, I can't say that.
Maxxx Orbison: Say what?
Joe Young: What are they called?
Maxxx Orbison: The Assfuck Twins.
Joe Young: I can't say that. Can we call them something else?
Maxxx Orbison: But they're the Assfuck Twins.
Joe Young: Well I know, but um, couldn't I call them the Naughty Twins or something?
Maxxx Orbison: No, you *couldn't* just call them the Naughty Twins. They're the Assfuck Twins. Why would you call them The Naughty Twins when they get fucked in the ass all the time?
Joe Young: Well, that's pretty naughty.

Joe Young: We're from The Church of Jesus Christ.
Old Lady: Oh, the Mormons?
Joe Young: That's right. I'm elder Young and this is elder White.
Old Lady: Well, you two boys can just fuck right off.
Joe Young: Ma'am?
Old Lady: You heard me. Take that book of Mormons and shove it so far up your righteous asses that you choke, you soul soliciting pigfuckers.

Joe Young: But if you're such a scientific genius,don't you think Heavenly Father has something more important planned for your life?
Ben Chapelski: Who?
Joe Young: You.
Ben Chapelski: ...What?

T-Rex: Hi fellas, I'm ready to fuck.
Orgazmo: Huh?
T-Rex: You want me on top?
Orgazmo: Uh... NO! I'll be on top!
T-Rex: You're gonna make me cum, or I'm gonna kick your butt!
Maxxx Orbison: Aaaand... action!
[T-Rex throws Orgazmo down and starts dry humping him]
T-Rex: Oh! Come on nah! Come on nah! You make me so hot nah! You make me so hot!