Lee Evans credited as playing...
Tucker
- Norm: Really? Where would I have seen your work?
- Pat Healy: Well, have you been to, uh well, let me see... Santiago, Chile?
- Norm: Twice last year. Which building's yours?
- Pat Healy: Are you familiar with the soccer stadium?
- Norm: Did you build the Estadio Olimpico?
- Pat Healy: No, just down the street the Celinto Catayente Towers. It's quite a fine example, in fact. I recommend that next time you're up that way that you drop in and take a gander at it yourself.
- [Tossing drug-laced doggie treats into Mary's apartment]
- Pat Healy: Wait... how many is this?
- Norm: Umm... four.
- Pat Healy: Four? That seems like an aweful lot of speed to give one little pooch. Are you sure it won't kill him?
- Norm: I never said that.
- Pat Healy: ...eh.
- [tosses another through the window anyway]
- [Mary's rival suitors - Ted, Pat, Dom, and Norm - are confronting her and each other in her home]
- Norm: Oh, man, this is like group therapy or somethin'!
- Mary: [about Pat] I know he's a little different, but that's what I like about him. He dresses like a complete dork, he chews with his mouth open, he hardly ever says the right thing, and probably farts, too.
- Tucker: Oh, that's what you're looking for, is it? A farter?
- Mary: No, I'm looking for a guy.
- Norm: How the hell do you think I got rid of the last guy, Brett?
- Ted: Wait, Brett? Are you saying that Brett didn't say those things about Warren?
- Norm: Are you shittin' me? Mr. Goody-Two shoes? He was like an Eagle Scout. Wait a minute, you two should be kissing my fucking hairy bean bag, you know cuz if it wasn't for me she might of married that schmuck.
- Ted: I feel sick. Both of you are just... I'm out of here.