Clea DuVall credited as playing...
- Stokely: I'm not putting that hack drug up my nose - it's so eighties!
- Zeke: Aliens are taking over the earth. Weigh it!
- Stokely: Is this usually the point where someone says let's get the fuck outta here?
- Stan: Let's get the fuck outta here.
- [Stokley bumps into Stan]
- Stokely: Get a fucking eye dog!
- Stan: Well maybe if you didn't paint your fucking eyes shut!
- Stokely: Body Snatchers is a story somebody made up, dingus. It's located in the fiction section of the library.
- Casey: Yeah, so is Schindler's List.
- Casey: You're not buying this, are you?
- Stokely: No, I'm not... but it's kinda cool.
- Stokely: I always thought the only alien in this high school was me.
- [Stokely kisses Stan]
- Stokely: I just don't want to never have done that.
- Marybeth: What happens at the end of all those stories, Stokely? How does Invasion of the Body Snatchers turn out?
- Stokely: They get us. They win. We lose.
- Marybeth: Maybe we really win, I mean Stan didn't look unhappy.
- Stokely: That's because that wasn't Stan, they took away who he was.
- Marybeth: Maybe they just bettered who he was. Cleared away his confusion. I know you pride yourself on being the outsider, but aren't you tired of pretending to be something you're not? I know I am.
- Casey: Everyone's been acting really weird, especially the faculty.
- Stokely: Tell me about it, it's like they've all turned into fucking pod people or something.
- Casey: Into what people?
- Stokely: Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Small town gets taken over by aliens... That was a joke.
- Stokely: What are we going to do with the police not being an option?
- Stan: I could call my dad, he'd know what to do.
- Casey: If he's really your dad anymore.
- Stan: Come on guys, this is nuts.
- Delilah: Then leave, Stan. Why are you hanging around? Go win a Pulitzer.
- Stan: Blow me, Delilah, 'cause I'm sick of your shit.
- Delilah: Well, then get the fuck out of here and take your little freak dyke with you.
- Stokely: Fuck you, tit bags!
- Casey: Will everybody calm down, please?
- Delilah: Don't you just love how Stokely accessorize with different shades of black?
- Stokely: Fuck you gutter-slut.
- Delilah: I don't know why you keep being such a bad example for your people.
- Marybeth: What people?
- Delilah: I hope you're not a violent lesbian like your new found friend, here?
- Marybeth: No, I'm not aware of any lesbianism in my lineage.
- Delilah: That's too bad Stokely, guess you have to keep looking for Ms Right.
- Stokely: Bipolar bitch.
- Stokely: So they've just been setting us up over the years with their E.T.'s and their Men In Black movies, just so no one would believe it if it ever happened.
- Casey: I think so.
- Stokely: You know, you were right about me. I don't have any friends and I like it that way. Being lesbian is just my security.
- Marybeth: Security against what?
- Stokely: People like you.
- Marybeth: Complex!
- Stokely: [to Casey] You know, Casey, I think you've been racked into the flagpole one too many times.
- Stokely: [seeing Marybeth turn into a huge alien] No... fucking... way!
- Stokely: [about Delilah] Should've known that crazy bitch was one of them.
- Gabe: Hey, Stokely, maybe it's from your planet.
- Stokely: Blow me, blood fart.
