Joe Alaskey credited as playing...
Grandpa Lou Pickles
- Didi Pickles: [the babies are missing; Didi is distraught at Stu] I can't believe you left them with your father! The man slept through Pearl Harbour, for heaven's sake!
- Lou Pickles: [indignant] I sounded the alarm as soon as I could!
- Lou Pickles: In my day, we had plenty of fun throwin' rocks at each other. Big bag of dirt clods, that's what the kids want.
- Stu Pickles: I'll be famous!
- Drew Pickles: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what you said when you built *that* stupid thing.
- [points to Dactar]
- Stu Pickles: Maybe Dactar was a bit complex, but this... this, watch.
- [turns on a tape recorder and grabs a microphone]
- Stu Pickles: I am Reptar, hear me roar!
- Reptar Wagon: I am Reptar, here me roar!
- [the nostrils blow out flames]
- Lou Pickles: Con flab it! Can't a man work in his own basement without getting barbecued?
- United Express Driver: Uh, pardon me, uh, pick-up from Pickles to Japan?
- Lou Pickles: [tired] Take it away. Take it away!
- [the driver hammers up the goat and leaves the receipt on Lou's lap]
- United Express Driver: Yeah, have a good day.
- Stu Pickles: [walks out of the basement whilst talking on the phone] Deed, just go to the spa and relax. Pop and I are doing fine taking care of the, uh--
- [notices the crate is gone; lowers the phone]
- Stu Pickles: Pop, wh-where's the crate?
- Lou Pickles: [wakes up in his rocking chair and reads the receipt] Oh, I-I guess the delivery folks must've come.
- Stu Pickles: Wow! They loaded her up and everything, huh?
- Didi Pickles: [over the phone] Stu! Let me talk to Tommy.
- Stu Pickles: Sure, I'll let you talk to Tommy. Uh--
- [notices Tommy's not there; holds the phone against his chest]
- Stu Pickles: Pop, uh...
- [looks around frantically]
- Stu Pickles: Where are the kids?
- Lou Pickles: [stands up and shrugs] That's funny. They were here a minute ago, playin' in the, uh...
- [they turn to see the front door wide open]
- Stu Pickles, Lou Pickles: The crate!
- Stu Pickles: [picks up the phone] Ah, honey! I'm gonna have to call you back.
- [hangs up and shoots his father an angry look]
- Stu Pickles: [looks in a closet] Tommy!
- Lou Pickles: [looks under a sofa with a torch] Sprouts?
- Stu Pickles: [opens the basement door] Dil!
- Lou Pickles: [opens a cookie jar] Angelica?
- Stu Pickles: [opens the cupboard under the kitchen sink] Where can they be? We gotta find them!
- Didi Pickles: [walking into the kitchen carrying grocery bags] Find what?
- [Stu gasps, bangs his head on a pipe and stands up with a nervous smile]
- Lou Pickles: Einstein here lost the kids!
- Stu Pickles: *I* lost the kids?
- Lou Pickles: See?
- [Didi gasps and drops the bags; groceries spill all over the floor]
- Angelica Pickles: [yelling] GRANDPA, CAN WE GO TO THE CIRCUS?
- Lou Pickles: It's enough of a circus in here already!