Bruce Greenwood credited as playing...
Dr. Edgar Caldicott
- Steve Clark: [Edgar is clinging to Steve as they dangle from a cliff face following a fight] Be the ball.
- [kicks him full in the face]
- Dr. Edgar Caldicott: [loses his grip...] NOOO
- [... and plunges down a waterfall to his messy demise]
- [after Steve begs for the family to head back to Chicago, Dr. Caldicott steps inside the Clark house]
- Dr. Edgar Caldicott: Steven, you ARE home. Cradle Bay is where you belong, here with your family.
- Steve Clark: You signed me up for the program?
- Cynthia Clark: We want what's best for you.
- Steve Clark: [screaming] WHAT ABOUT WHAT I WANT?
- Dr. Edgar Caldicott: Steven, do you think you're really happy...
- Steve Clark: Oh, shut the up! You sold me out.
- Steve Clark: [as Edgar staggers up to see all the Blue Ribbons plunge to their deaths]
- [grimly]
- Steve Clark: It's Over You Son Of A Bitch
- [spits]
- Steve Clark: It's Finished!
- Dr. Edgar Caldicott: [in disbelief] Finished?
- [gloating]
- Dr. Edgar Caldicott: They'll Always Be Other Towns... And Other Troubled Teens... And Other Worried Parents
- [triumphantly]
- Dr. Edgar Caldicott: Science is God.
- [enraged by this remark Steve slugs Edgar and a fight breaks out]
- Dr. Edgar Caldicott: Every time one of these kids gets a hard-on they go out and beat somebody with it!