Tony Jay credited as playing...
The Lieutenant
- The Lieutenant: Oh this is excellent you know I actually doubted my officers when they said they'd captured a prime normal. It is so nice to see you.
- Vault Dweller: Go to hell!
- Vault Dweller: What do you want with me?
- The Lieutenant: The mind simply boggles at your intellect. Why the legions haven't bowed down at your feet by now, I'll never understand. Guards, take this idiot away!
- The Lieutenant: Ah, I feel much better. And you?... Now, be a good little human and tell me where your Vault is. This is getting most tedious.
- Vault Dweller: Go to hell.
- The Lieutenant: I do so admire your will. Guards, take him back to his cell and get him ready for dipping. He'll tell us where his Vault is when he is one of us.
- Vault Dweller: So where is this Master?
- The Lieutenant: He's busy with the Children of the Cathedral. They actually consider us gods. But then, who can blame them.
- The Lieutenant: Now what do we have here? I've been told you wish to divulge information of the utmost importance. I do hope so.
- Vault Dweller: On one condition.
- The Lieutenant: Conditions? How delightful. Go ahead, amuse me with your... condition.
- Vault Dweller: Put a bag over your head so I can stand being in your presence.
- The Lieutenant: Ah, I feel muh better. And you?... Now, be a good little human and tell me where your Vault is. This is getting most tedious.
- Vault Dweller: Go to hell.
- The Lieutenant: I do so admire your will. Guards, take him to his cell and prepare him for the dipping. He'll tell us where his Vault is when he is one of us.
- Vault Dweller: If you're so sure I'll tell after dipping, then why all of this?
- The Lieutenant: Well, you see, there is this minor drawback. Sometimes, not always, a person's memory is, um... how shall we say, interrupted by dipping. SO there is a small chance you'll forget the location.
- Vault Dweller: Looks like we're both screwed.