Mike
Helen
Sarah
Tony
Mike's Dad
Mike's Mum
Moira
Sara II
Clairvoyant
Susan 'The Witch'
Murray
Alice
Julie (as Fiona Lee-Fraser)
Dianne (as Anna Liva-Ryan)
Esther
Carmen
Rachel
Joanna
Nurse
Doctor
Young Girl
Young Man 1
Young Man 2
Woman in Pub
Man in Pub
Collector
Old Drunk
Kissing Couple
Kissing Quartet
Accordian Player
Piano Removers
Piano Removers (as Neil 'Fairplay' Barnes)
Tall Guy at Party
Woman in Pub (as Sue Duerden)