Eric
Maggie
Rod
Mom
Angie
Dad
Andy
Steve (as Jason Scheingross)
Gregg
Jonathan
Chuckie (as Kevin J. Kelly)
Foodtown
Ruby Rogers
Frieda
Irate Customer (as Craig Shepherd)
Security Guard
High School Party Friend
Bartender
Dan McAllistair (as Jeff Abramson)
Teacher
Wrestling Jock
Joe Plonsky Jr.
Waitress
Bitchy Girl
Drag Queen
Sugar Daddy
Boy Toy
Marlene Dichtrich
Beer Guy (as Frank Klingshirn)
Miss Anita Mann
Grubber
Grubber (as Mark Jay Waschak)
Diva
Drag Atrocity (voice)
(voice)
Rod's Roommate (uncredited)
Bowler at Bowling Alley (uncredited)