Neil Armstrong credited as playing...
John
- Smithy: Hey, John?
- John: Yeah?
- Smithy: What's brown and sticky, mate?
- John: What?
- Smithy: What's brown and sticky?
- John: Why?
- Smithy: Don't fuckin' ask me why. You're supposed to say; "I dunno, what's brown and sticky?"
- John: [depressed] I don't care.
- Smithy: That's hardly the fuckin' point is it you wanker? Just say,
- [in unison with John]
- Smithy: "What's brown and sticky?"
- [pause]
- Smithy: Go on then.
- John: I just did.
- Smithy: No! I said it then!
- John: What's brown and sticky?
- [pause]
- John: Your fuckin' knob up George's ass. Now, why are you askin' me?
- Smithy: [sigh] It's just a joke man.
- John: Yeah, well, I don't get it.
- Smithy: I haven't fuckin' told it yet.
- John: Well, get on with it.
- Smithy: [sigh] Fuck you!
- Charlie: [later] Alright, what IS brown and sticky?
- [scene cuts]