Lorraine Bracco credited as playing...
Dr. Jennifer Melfi
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You know where I was yesterday when you called?
- Dr Jennifer Melfi: I don't know.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I was outside a whorehouse, while a guy that works for me was inside beating the shit out of a guy that owes me money. Broke his arm. Put a bullet in his kneecap.
- Dr Jennifer Melfi: How'd that make you feel?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Wished it was me in there.
- Dr Jennifer Melfi: Giving the beating or taking it?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You know, sometimes what happens in here is like taking a shit.
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Yes, okay. Although I prefer to think of it more like childbirth.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Trust me. It's like taking a shit.
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Let's get back to Pie-O-My, it's sad that you lost something you loved. That being said, it is a horse.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: What the fuck's the matter with you?
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Are you still taking the lithium?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Lithium, Prozac. When's it gonna end?
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: We're trying to give a jolt to your system. Give it... a little kick-start.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Why not kick me in the head?
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: What you're going through is very painful, I know that.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You get stabbed in the ribs, that's painful. This shit, I don't feel nothing. Nothing. Dead. Empty.
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I feel for you males. It's our goddamn fault you don't know how to act.
- Randall Curtin: Oh! Admitting mistakes?
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: We tell you to be more sensitive, you join Promise Keepers. We say get in touch with your feelings, you run off into the woods in a loincloth gunking yourself with bear fat beating a drum.
- Randall Curtin: Hey, don't ruin my evening.
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: You know what I mean.
- Randall Curtin: Sure. You want someone who's sensitive to your needs, but still decisive enough for the occasional grope in the closet.