Desmond Llewelyn credited as playing...
Q
- James Bond: You're not retiring anytime soon - are you?
- Q: Now, pay attention 007. I've always tried to teach you two things. First, never let them see you bleed.
- James Bond: And the second?
- Q: Always have an escape plan.
- James Bond: I suppose we all have to pay the piper sometime. Right, Q?
- Q: Oh, pipe down, 007!
- James Bond: Was it something I said?
- Q: No, something you destroyed. My fishing boat! For my retirement, away from you!