Simply Irresistible (1999)

Olek Krupa: Valderon

Quotes 

• Valderon : Man can do many things, but only God can create the truffle.

• Valderon : This is no knife!

  Tom Bartlett : Hey, what the...

  Valderon : I spit on your knife.

  Tom Bartlett : Hey!

  Valderon : I spit on your restaurant. And finally, I spit on...

  Tom Bartlett : No, no. Allow me.

  [spits on his own arm] 

  Tom Bartlett : There.

  Valderon : That is the first intelligent thing you have done. I fire you!

  Tom Bartlett : What you can't...

  Valderon : Au revoir, Dickhead!