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Philip Seymour Hoffman, Camryn Manheim, Jane Adams, and Dylan Baker in Happiness (1998)

Dylan Baker: Bill Maplewood

Happiness

Dylan Baker credited as playing...

Bill Maplewood

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Quotes10

  • Bill: I wake up happy, feeling good... but then I get very depressed, because I'm living in reality.
  • [after Bill recalls his dream]
  • Psychiatrist: And how is this different?
  • Bill: I don't kill myself at the end.
  • Joe: What do you think would happen if I got him a professional... you know...
  • Bill: A professional?
  • Joe: Hooker. You know, the kind that can teach things... first-timers, you know... break him in.
  • Bill: But Joe, he's 11.
  • Joe: You're right, you're right. It's too late.
  • Bill: I fucked them.
  • Billy Maplewood: What was it like?
  • Bill: It was... it was great.
  • Billy Maplewood: Would you do it again?
  • Bill: Yes.
  • Billy Maplewood: [sobbing] ... would you ever fuck me?
  • Bill: No... I'd jerk off instead.
  • [sobs]
  • Bill: Have you tried playing with yourself?
  • Billy Maplewood: You mean...?
  • Bill: With your penis?
  • Billy Maplewood: A little.
  • Bill: How did it feel?
  • Billy Maplewood: I don't know? I don't know what to do.
  • Bill: Do you want me to, uh... show you?
  • Billy Maplewood: Dickwad?
  • Bill: Yes, only "come" can be used as a verb as well.
  • Bill: What Ronald Farber doesn't know is that it's not length that matters, it's width.
  • Trish: Oh, Bill. Please don't get mad at me. I know you hate it when I ask, but... Do you still?
  • Bill: Oh.
  • Trish: Oh.
  • Bill: Yes. Very very much.
  • Trish: Oh, Bill, and I do too! I'm sorry I need to keep being reminded, it's just...
  • Bill: I know.
  • Trish: And we haven't been.
  • Bill: I know. And it's my fault.
  • Trish: My fault.
  • Johnny Grasso: Do you have any tuna salad?
  • Bill: Would you like a sandwich?
  • Johnny Grasso: Yes please.

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