Gary Cole credited as playing...
Bill Lumbergh
- Bill Lumbergh: Hello Peter, what's happening? Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great, mmmk... oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, kay. We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta need to play catch up.
- Bob Slydell: Milton Waddams.
- Dom Portwood: Who's he?
- Bob Porter: You know, squirrely looking guy, mumbles a lot.
- Dom Portwood: Oh, yeah.
- Bob Slydell: Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a current employee here.
- Bob Porter: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him about it; but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck.
- Bob Slydell: So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch.
- Bill Lumbergh: Great.
- Dom Portwood: So, uh, Milton has been let go?
- Bob Slydell: Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally.
- Bob Porter: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem is solved from your end.
- Bill Lumbergh: Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?
- Milton Waddams: Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...
- [Peter is wearing shorts, sandals and a paisley shirt, with his feet up on his desk, munching chips and playing tetris on his computer]
- Bill Lumbergh: So, Peter, what's happening? Aahh, now, are you going to go ahead and have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?
- Peter Gibbons: No.
- Bill Lumbergh: Ah. Yeah. So I guess we should probably go ahead and have a little talk. Hmm?
- Peter Gibbons: Not right now, Lumbergh, I'm kinda busy. In fact, look, I'm gonna have to ask you to just go ahead and come back another time. I got a meeting with the Bobs in a couple of minutes.
- Bill Lumbergh: I wasn't aware of a meeting with them.
- Peter Gibbons: Yeah, they called me at home.
- Bill Lumbergh: Oh, and remember: next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
- Bill Lumbergh: [in Peter's dream, Lumbergh is oiled up and having sex] You can just go ahead and move a little bit to the left. Yeah, that's it. Great.