Frank Oz credited as playing...
Miss Piggy • Fozzie Bear • Animal • Sam the Eagle
- Miss Piggy: Gotta run. Bye, Kermie. Kissie, kissie. Ha-ha.
- [exits]
- Statler: Is breakfast over?
- Waldorf: No, why?
- Statler: 'Cause I think the bacon just ran out.
- [they laugh]
- Kermit: He's one of us. And no matter what happens, no matter what obstacles we face, we NEVER forget one of our own.
- Miss Piggy: I love it when you take charge.
- Fozzie Bear: Hey! We left Bunsen and Beaker back at the gas station.
- Kermit: Okay... Well, uh, from THIS point on , no matter what happens, we never forget one of our own.
- Kermit: [after the 'Door in a Jar' forms but the door is too small] Gee, that's disappointing.
- Miss Piggy: Perfect. Somebody knock and see if Barbie's home.
- Agent Barker: How about this story? It's about a big, bad wolf and a little pig.
- Miss Piggy: Um, that's three pigs, okay?
- Agent Barker: Not in this version.
- Miss Piggy: I've got great news! Gonzo has been kidnapped by the government and it could be a life-threatening situation!
- Kermit: How can that be great news?
- Miss Piggy: Because, I've got a story, I've got a story! Oh! I need to change! Something that says journalistic integrity. Oh! Oh! Oh! I've gotta pee.
- Kermit: Oh, brother.
- Miss Piggy: We're going to pause here and we'll be right back with Gonzo, the Geek Who Fell to Earth.
- Miss Piggy: Oh! A real story. Intrigue! Danger! New outfits! And it's mine, mine, mine, all mine, a ha ha ha ha... (to camera) Oh, come on, please, you think Ted Koppel never gets excited?
- Kermit: Okay, guys. We've got to get through those doors.
- Fozzie Bear: Should we just ask permission from those nice men with the rifles?
- Miss Piggy: Midnight. The lone alien stands before a naked sky. The mood is tense. My hair looks *great.*
- TV Producer: Now *that* is TV. The phones are lighting up like Vegas. What power, what heat. You're a hit!
- Miss Piggy: Oh! Oh, thank you.
- TV Producer: Not you. Him!
- Gonzo: Me?