Isaac Hayes credited as playing...
Chef
- General: Now each battalion has a specific code-name and mission. Battalion 5, raise your hands!
- [all the African American members put up their hands including Chef]
- General: You will be the all important first defense wave, which we will call "Operation Human Shield".
- Chef: Hey, wait a minute...
- General: Now keep in mind, 'Operation Human Shield' will suffer heavy losses. But don't lose your spirit men! Stay until the bitter end. Battalion 14?
- [all the White soldiers raise their hands]
- General: Right, you are 'Operation Get Behind The Darkies'. You will follow Battalion 5 here and try not to get killed for God's Sake. Are there any questions men?
- [Chef raises his hand]
- General: Yes Soldier?
- Chef: Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
- General: I don't listen to hip-hop!
- Chef: Hey!
- Chef: [singing] Everything worked out what a happy end. Americans and Canadians are friends again. So let's all join hands and knock oppression down.
- Cartman, Kyle, Stan: Don't you know our little lives are now complete?
- Mrs. Cartman, Sheila Broflovski: 'Cause Terrance and phillip are sweet.
- Sheila Broflovski: Super sweet.
- everyone: Thank God we live in this quiet, little pissant, redneck, podunk, jerkwater, greenhorn, one-horse, mudhole, peckerwood, right-wing, whistle-stop, hobnail, truck-driving, old-fashioned, hayseed, inbred, unkempt, out-of-date, white trash...
- Cartman, Kyle, Stan: Kick-ass!
- everyone: Mountain... town!
- Satan: You have spilt the blood of the innocence, now begins 2,000,000 years of darkness!
- Chef: [sarcastically] Oh, good job, Mrs. Broslofski! Thanks a lot!
- Sheila Broslofski: [innocently] I was just trying to make the world a better place for children!
- Saddam Hussein: Yeah, and brought enough intolerence in the world to allow my coming. Now everyone bow down to me!
- [the Canadians and Americans do so]
- Saddam Hussein: [laughs] Yeah!
- Cartman: You should've seen Kyle when his mom showed up. He was scared out of his mind.
- Kyle: Shut up, Cartman!
- Cartman: No dude, I'd be scared too, your mom is a fucking bitch.
- Kyle: Don't call my mom a bitch, you fat fuck!
- Cartman: Don't call me fat you buttfucking son of a bitch!
- Chef: Whoa, children! Where did you learn to talk like that?
- Cartman: It's pretty fucking sweet, huh?