Tom Green credited as playing...
Chad
- Chad: Starfish, I would just like to say that I'm honored, honored to see you taking an interest in my work and I also think you're very pretty and...
- [sees girls putting on scuba gear]
- Chad: Starfish? Where are you going? Starfish, are you going swimming? Where are you going? Where are you going again, Starfish? Was it the Chad?
- Dylan: No, the Chad was great.
- Chad: The Chad was great.
- [Natalie, Dylan, Alex, and Chad are on a boat]
- Natalie: Hey Chad, does this thing go any faster? We're kind of in a hurry, and I could really open her up, and if you wanted me to drive.
- [turns to Dylan]
- Natalie: I could drive, right?
- Chad: I'm sorry, friend of Starfish, but there's only one captain of this love boat. That captain is me. The Chad.
- Natalie: The Chad.
- [both Natalie and Dylan are giggling]
- Natalie: Chad, captain of the love boat-
- Chad: [correcting Natalie] *The* Chad.
- Natalie: We're kind of in a hurry.
- Chad: [repeating] *The* Chad.